Charlie Horse Milk It
$44.1
$67.03
(review of SuperSoft version) I’ve had this thing for 24 hours and I’m finally calm enough to write this review. Shame on you squarepeg. This thing should come with a warning not to use it in public unless you are 100% ok with body numbing prostate orgasms right in front of your coworkers. Sure – it says 6.5” circumference, and you mention the little feelers. But that widest part is only the last inch or so before my tight little hole swallowed up the damn thing and clamped down around the spongy base. Once it was locked in place … I had no choice but to ride it out. And, right away I knew I was in trouble. I felt that wide part (that evil evil wide part) push right up against my p-spot like a meaty thumb. It just sat there, wriggling every time my legs moved and making my body weak while those vile little fingers worked my ass like an expert masseuse. After 20 minutes, I was sure I would lose control. I was rock hard by the time I finally got myself to a bathroom where I thought I could slide it out, but all the stalls were taken. I barely had enough time to unzip and aim at the back of a urinal before your little toy and the involuntary contractions it produced shoved me over the edge — and I came a river against the back of said urinal. Even worse – my knees went weak and the moan I let out was for sure overheard by whomever was in the stall! Usually, when I cum with a plug in, the force of the orgasm pushes it out. But your little device stayed in! By the time I’d washed my hands, it was already making me hard again with its relentless grip on my p-spot. It took me another 10 minutes to finally get into a private space where I could remove it, and I had two more crazy-intense orgasmic experiences just sitting on it and gently rocking back and fourth during that time. It’s been 24 hours and my body still feels this tingling memory of that harrowing hour-long cum-fest. I’m not returning it, mind you. I’m … well… keeping it safe. But, I do feel that you should provide fair warning to unsuspecting first-timers!
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